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Shochalay ki rani Potty,
Subah Subah jab aave Potty,
ghar angan mehkae potty.
Peeli Potty, Kalli potty,
haye re meri nyari potty.
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sabko hi aave hai potty,
Khul k jo na aawe potty,
sachi bada satawe potty.
lagataar jo aawe potty,
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- Question-What is the difference between vaade and yaadein? Answer- Vaade- "Hum todte hai." Yaadein- "Hamein todti hai."
- U r d 1 whos so smart,U r d 1 whos so charming, U r the one whose so caring,U r the one whose so good looking. And, I'm the one who is spreading these rumors.
- SITUATIONAL MESSAGE- ''Everyone wants to go to Heaven but no one wants to die..." "Boley to....... Sab ko top karna hai par padhna koi nahi chahta".
- If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round….Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P…
- Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving,Husband:please slow down the speed of car.Wife:No ;please. No; please NopleaseNopls..Husband:the Newspaper ill publish ur correct Age 55 in case of axident; Ohh KHkhkhkhkhkh…
- Despite the Old saying “Don’t Take Your Troubless & Worries To Bed” Most of the People still sleep with their wives!!! WHAT A CRAZY WORLD, Good Night.
- wen i go wrong , need ur hand 2 correct, wen emotions bust out, need ur hand 2 catch, wen i win, need ur hand 2 pat. in short “YA HATH MUJHE DE DE THAKUR.
- when u feel lonely and alone and could not see any one around you………..; The word seems to be fading away.. ……come along with me..i will take u to an eye Specialist.
- Q: What kind of food does a race horse eat? A: Fast food.
- Definition of a Nurse A young and beautiful woman who fingers u in all places n holds ur hand and then expects ur pulse to be normal
- kya aap ko pata hai ki es duniya me ek dil sirf aapike liya dhadakta hai aur o dil kiska hai? aapika aur kiska.
- Phone na kia karo DEAR Mama hoti hain NEAR Papa se lagta hai FEAR Bat nahi hoti CLEAR Dewaro k b hote hain EAR Isliye SMS karo DEAR no FEAR n everything CLEAR
- Medical shayri: When you breathe,you respire Wah wah! When you breathe, you respire; Wah wah,kya baat hai When you don't breathe,you Expire...
- Emotional Comedy:Dil ko pata tha wo jarur ayegi,dil ko pata tha wo jarur ayegi..par kabi socha na tha k surprise me wo apna Husband 7 layegi
- Think why u r so sweet,why u r so intelligent,why u r so lucky,why u r so blessed,why u r so beautiful..simple muzse fship ki hai to thoda faida to hoga hi.
- How did an intelligent boy propose to girl ,he took the girl along wid him on a boat and at the middle of river said "Marry me or leave the boat"
- If paper is vry tuf in an xam, just close ur eyes 4 a moment,take a deep breath n say "Dis is very intresting subject, I want 2 study once more"
- Nazar mili usse jab wo akeli thi , dosti hui to wo meri saheli thi, pyar hua to wo ek paheli thi, Shadi hui to pata chala wo us area ki chameli thi.
- Wats d diff btwn egyptian mummies & Indian mummies? A: Children r afraid of egyptian mummies & Fathers r afraid of Indian mummies.
- Prayer of an ideal son: Dear God, thx 4 all d blesings u hv bestowed upon me. I wont ask anythin 4 myslf, plz jst giv my parents a really hot daughter-in-law
- Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas
- New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for u.Have a promising and fulfilling new year.HAPPY CHRISTMAS
- Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas
- if one night you wake up and a big fat male is trying to put you in a sack please don't be afraid because i told santa all i want for christmas is you.HAPPY CHRISTMAS
- I hope you have a wonderful christmas . have a great new year ! Hopefully santa will be extra good to you . enjoy your holidays !HAPPY CHRISTMAS
- May your world be filled with warmth and good chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry X-mas
- May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow.Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. MARRY CHRISTMAS
- May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Happy Christmas
- If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.HAPPY CHRISTMAS
- Happy Merry X-mas & New Year. May this new season brings new things for you.
- Christmas is church bells chiming joyfully across the wintry sky, telling of the miracle that came from God on high . Merry Christmas.
- Warning: Xmas has been cancelled and its all your fault! Someone told Santa that you had been good all year .. He died laughing. Merry xmas
- Christmas is church bells chiming joyfully across the wintry sky, telling of the miracle that came from God on high . Merry Christmas.
- I hope you have a wonderful Christmas & a great new year. Hopefully Santa will be extra good to you. Merry Christmas & Happy new year
- Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar, santa clause aaye aapke dwar, subhkamna hamari kare sweekar. Merry Charistmas.
- " X'mås '' + ,*, + * * ,:';*$ ,:;$_;%:, ,_;:#*;:;$:&_,_, ThiS CHRISTMAS TREE is JusT FoR u.It BrinGs WitH it HopE,JoY,Love&PeacE,Merry Xmas.
- Itz tHE mönth of cÄkEs N cÄndlEs.. snöw N songs.. cÉlEbrations N dEcorÄtions.. LaughtEr N LövE.. Itz DEcEmbEr! Wishing u a LövEly n fun-filled.
- Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas
- your as big boned as father christmas claus, your as stupid as a donkey, your as shit in bed as a camal, but your still the right person for me!
- May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow. Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. MARRY CHRISTMAS
- Apne Aagaaz Se Aaaj tak ZindagiTeri Hi Yaad Main Gum RahiPhir Bhi Jaane Kyon Yeh Ihsaas HaiJaise Chaahat Meri Kam Rahi.....
- Ek Musafir Ne Raat Pichlay PaharApne Mehboob Ke Na Aane ParKar Diya Taj Mahal Ke TukreAab-E-Jamuna Main Phaik Kar Pathar........
- Kal Mila Waqt To Zufain Teri Suljha DoongaAaaj Uljha Hoon Zara Waqt Ke Sulajhne MainYoon To Sulajh Jatee hain Uljhee ZulfainUmar Kat Jati Hai Waqt Ke Sulajhne Main...
- Dil Ko Manana Gar Hota AaasaaanNa Karta Kisi Ko Yoon Ye PareshaanTanha Na Rahta Bhari Mehfil MainNa Hoti Woh Halat Jo Ho Na Bayaan.......
- Sookh Jaate Hain Lub, Lufz Milte NahiHota Nahi Humse Ishq BayaanUnhe Kaise Bataoon Dil Ki LagiKaise Sikhaoon Aankhon Ki Zubaan.....
- Hum Bewafa Har Giz Na ThayPar Hum Wafa Kar Na SakayHumain Mili Us Ki SazaJo Khata Hum Kar Na Sakay......
- Khudaa jab husn deta hainazaakat aaa hi jati haiKadam chun chun kar rakhti hokamar balkha hi jaati hai......
- Aansoon ko aankhon ki dehleez par laya na karoApne dil ki haalat kisi ko bataaya na karoLog muth-thi bhar namak liye ghooma karte hainApne Zakham kisi ko dikhaaya na karo.......
- Mohbbat karna koi zulm nahi,Agar ki jaye usool se,Khuda ko bhi muhabbat thi,Apne rasoul se.......
- Chaand raaat ko sabhi dekhain, hilaal-e-eid ko Ik hamara hi naseeba hadiyan turva gaay Hum the chaand ke nazaare main khoye hueBus achanak chand ka abba wahan pe aa gaya....
- chahte the itna ke bhula na sake,lakho gum sehker bhi zinda rahe.Bebasi khich layi maut ke pass,par pyar itna karte the ke usse bhi gale na laga sake.....
- aansuo ke aane ki aahat nahi hoti, dil ke tutne ki awaz nahi hoti; hota agar khuda ko dard ka ahsas to use dard dene ki aadat nahi hoti.......
- Jisse maine mohabbat ki, vo mohabbat thi kisi aur ki... Dhadkan mere dil ki, aur saanse kisi aur ki... Badal gayi ye duniya, vo duniya hi kuch aur thi... Vo to khuwab tha mera, hakiqat kisi aur ki... Suno mere yaaro, ye fariyaad mere dilki... Jisse maine mohabbat ki, vo mohabbat thi kisi aur ki ........
- apko bhul jaye woh nazar kaha se laye kissi aur ko chahe woh jigar kaha se laye.rahe nahi sakte apke bina par humari yaad aapke dil mein laye kaha se......
- na chaho kisi ko itna ke tumhari chahat tumhari kamjori banjaye , chaho bas kisi ko itna ki tumhari chahat uski liye jaroori ban jaye..........
- Agar zindagi me judai na hoti ,to kabhi kisiki yad aayi na hoti, sath hi gujarte sare lamhe ,to shayad pyar me itni gehrai na hoti........
- Ishq ko ishq samjo to ishq karo,dard ko dard samjo to mohhabbat karo,wade ko wada samjo to pura karo,or humko apna samjo to roz sms karo..!
- Jab tanhai me aapki yaad aati hai,Hontho pe ek hi fariyad aati hai... Khuda aapko har khushi de,Kyonki aaj bhi hamari har khushi aapke baad aati hai......
- mahoobat har insaan ko aajmati hai, kisi pe muskurati hai,to kisi se ruth jati hai, mahoobat khail hai aisa kisi ka kuch nahi jata, aur kisi kisi jaan chali jaati hai.....
- Aankhe kholun to chehra uska ho, Aankhe band karu to sapna uska ho, Maar bhi jaau to koi gam nahi, Agar… Kafan ke badle dupatta uska ho!......
- Zindagi May Hamesha Naye Log Milenge, Kahin Ziyada To Kahin Kam Milenge, Aitbaar Zara Soch Kar Karna, Mumkin Nahi Har Jagah Tumhe Hum Milenge..........
- Khushbo Ki Tarah Aapke Paas Bikhar Jayenge, Sukon Ban kar Dil Me Utar Jayenge, Mehsoos Karne Ki Koshish To Kijiye, Door Hote Hoye Bhi Pass Nazer Aayenge ........
- Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzer Jaayenga, Chund Lamhoo May Daaman Choot Jaayega, Aaj Waqt Hai Do Baatein Kar Lo Humse, Kal Kya Pata Kon Apke Zindagi May Aa Jayega......
- Paas Aakar Sabhi Door Chale Jaate Hai, Hum Akele The Akele Hi Reh Jaate Hai, Dil Ka Dard Kisse Dikhaaye, Marham Lagane Wale Hi Zakhm De Jaate Ha........
- Aansoo May Na Dhoondna Humey Aansoo May Na Dhoondna Humey, Dil May Hum Bas Jaayenge, Tamanna Ho Agar Milne Ki, To Band Aankhon May Nazar Aayenge........
- USKO APNA KAHENA KYU AJEEB LAGA. DIL SE USKO BHULANA KYU AJEEB LAGA. WAFA KARTE HAI HUM HAR KISI SE. PHIR USSE BEWAFA KAHENA KYU AJEEB LAGA....
- AISE LIKHNE KA KIYA FAAYIDA JO JHOOTHA LAGE. AISE RANG KA BHI KIYA FAAYIDA JO FIKA LAGE. SHAYARI VO BHI HAI JO DIL SE NIKLE AUR JIS SI SUNKE. HAR DIL ME THODA SA TO DARD JAAGE....
- NA JANE KIS BAAT KI HUME WO SAZA DETA HAI. MERI HANSTI HUI AANKHO KO RULA DETA HAI. AB MUDDAT SE KHABAR NAHI AATI UNKI. KIYA IS TARAH KOI APNO KO BHULA DETA HAI....
- JAB TANHAI MAIN AAP KI YAAD AATI HAIN, HONTHO PE EK FARIYAD AATI HAIN, KHUDA AAP KO HAR KHUSHI DE, KYUN KI AAJ BHI HAMARI HAR KHUSI AAPKE BAAD AATI HAIN.
- TERI PALKO PAR KHAWAAB RAKH GAYA KOI.TERI SAANSO PE NAAM LIKH GAYA KOI. CHALO WADA RAHA TUM SE. BHOOL JANA HUME AGAR HUMSE. BEHTAR DOST TUMHE MIL JAYE KOI....
- YEH SHAYARI LIKHNA UNKA KAAM NAHI. JINKE DIL AANKHON ME BASA KARTE HAI. SHAYARI TO WO SHAKS LIKHTE HAI. JO SHARAB SE NAHI, KALAM SE NASHA KARTE HAI....
- AGAR KHUSH HAI WO DEKH KE AANSU MERI AANKHON ME. TO KASAM SE HUM MUSKURANA CHOOD DENGE. TADPTE RAHENGE USKO DEKHNE KO MAGAR. USKI TARF PALKE UTHANA CHOOD DENGE....
- PAHELE CHITTHI KE BADLE TAAR AATA THA. EK BULAVE PAR MERA YAAR AATA THA. AB TO PADH KAR DELETE KARTE HAI MERE SMS KO. EK WAQT THA JAB HAR SMS KA JAWAB AATA THA....
- AB IS INTZAAR KI AADAT SI HO GAYI HAI. KHAMOSHI IK MOHLAT SI HO GAYI HAI. NA SHIKWA NA SHIKAYAT KARNE KI JAROORAT. KYUNKI AB IS TANHAI SE MOHOBBAT SI HO GAYI HAI....
- BHULA KAR HUME WO KHUSH RAHE PAYENGE. SAATH ME NAHI TO MERE JAANE KE BAAD MUSKURAYENGE. DUAA HAI KHUDA SE KI UNHE KABHI DARD NA DENA. HUM TO SEH GAYE PAR WO TOOT JAYENGE....
- Raat chirago se saja rakhi hai, Shart aaj apne app se laga rakhi hai... aayenge wohh aaj hume pura yakin hai, isilye aaj kayamat se bhi thodi mohlat mang rakhi hai......
- fizayen kahti hai pyar karo, nigahen kahti hai aankhen char karo, magar ghar wale kahte beta umar abhi chhoti hai intezar karo........
- Sirf bandhan ko vishwas nahi kehte,Har aansu ko jazbat nahi kehte... Kismat se milte hain yeh rishte zindagi mein,Isliye rishton ko kabhi ittefaq nahi kehte....
- Hawa mein saans chali gayi Saza mein aas chali gayi Mehsoos hui itni mujhe Paani ki pyaas chali gayi Jis dava ki chah thee itni mujhe Woh dua bhee aaj chali gayi Mohabat ibadat hoti hai Kabhi thee paas chali gayi.......
- PHIR AAJ KOI GHAZAL TERE NAAM NA HO JAYE. AAJ KAHI LIKHTE LIKHTE SHAAM NA HO JAYE. KAR RAHE HAI INTZAAR TERE IZHAR-E-MOHABBAT KA. ISI INTZAAR ME ZINDAGI TAMAM NA HO JAYE....
- EK BEWAFA KO JEENE KA SAHARA SAMAJ LIYA. PATHHAR KO AANKHO KA TAARA SAMAJ LIYA. APNA HI THA KASOOR JO TOOFAN ME FAS GAYE. EK LAHAR THI JISKO KINARA SAMAJ LIYA....
- PHIR CHUPKE SE YAAD AA GAYI KOI. MERI AAKHO KO PHIR SE RULA GAYI KOI. KAISE SHUKRIYA AADA KARE USKA. JO MUJH NAACHIZ KO PYAAR KARNA SHIKHA GAYI KOI....
- PHIR AAJ KOI GHAZAL TERE NAAM NA HO JAYE. AAJ KAHI LIKHTE LIKHTE SHAAM NA HO JAYE. KAR RAHE HAI INTZAAR TERE IZHAR-E-MOHABBAT KA. ISI INTZAAR ME ZINDAGI TAMAM NA HO JAYE....
- AAJ HUM HAI KAL HAMARI YAADE HONGI. JAB HUM NA HONGE TAB HAMARI BAATE HONGI. KABHI PALTOGE ZINDAGI KE YAH PANNE. TO SHAYAD AAPKI AANKHO SE BHI BARSAT HONGI....
- ISHQ ME LUTE HUE BAGAN BAHUT DEKHE HAI. PYAR ME JALTE HUE SAMSHAN BAHUT DEKHE HAI. AB YAH DIL JURRAT NAHI KARTA PYAR KARNE KI. KYUNKI PYAR ME TUTE HUE INSAAN BAHUT DEKHE HAI....
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